Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
i think my cat just said my name.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I lost the right to judge tonight
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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