Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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