do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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