Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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