So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just sucked dick on a ferry
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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