At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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