we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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