I wish my penis had an off switch
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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