Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Everyone says I win the strip club
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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