just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
This is the high leading the old right now
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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