Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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