its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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