He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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