As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
