I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
