Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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