what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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