you're like a bully in the Christmas story
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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