I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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