So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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