and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
But theres a keg here and me gusta
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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