just come out here and I will go home with you...
our cab driver is having phone sex.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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