a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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