i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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