Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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