Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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