when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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