that's an acceptable place to lick
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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