I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
