i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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