I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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