Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
You took a bar mat shot.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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