So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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