Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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