Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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