Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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