im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Ladies don't puke and tell
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
