Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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