We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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