youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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