you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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