I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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