glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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