margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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