I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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