do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
You need a sexual gate keeper
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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