I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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