Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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