Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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