: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
This house was built for laser tag.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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