ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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