Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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