adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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