Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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